so I’ve been MIA because I’ve been sick. Having the plague makes me not make words…see? Totally did not do that on purpose. Anyways, the whole clan has been sick basically so it’s been me trying to wrangle people and keep them from infecting my parents … Who I swear started this.
Anyways as one does when they are sick, I have been netflixing it like crazy. Planning my career as a comedienne, real estate agent, writer, teacher…basically anything I’m watching at the moment.
So my kids, who are doing better than me, decided that I’ve been laying around too much. Why? Well, I was watching a YouTube video and my son screams:
MOM I GOTTA POOP!!!!!!!!
Yeah my life is awesome.