I was doing my nightly ritual of face washing when I hear my kids cry out for me in despair:

The boy and the girl: mommy help!

So after I was done I started to walk over to where they were. I see them sitting on my poor husband looking earnestly at his face.

The boy: mommy I need your help 

Me: wh–

The girl: we need your help mommy

Me: okay, okay I’m here. What’s wrong?

The boy: daddy has hair up his nose. He has to get rid of it.
Yeah….I’m not helping with that