Our dinner conversation:

Husband: so I think we should go to beach instead
Me: I think —
The boy: it’s no halp! Get the boat!
Me: don’t play with your food honey. What was I saying?
Husband: about the beach
Me: oh yeah, I think
The girl (who’s 2 going on 22): hey mommy do you think is sticky?
Me: ….

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