Me: How crazy do I look? I wanna do a vlog but I don’t wannna do my hair.

Brother: On a scale of 1-10?

Mom: a 20

Brother: Ha!! She said how crazy she looks not how crazy she is!

Me: I just love my family.

Brother: Whats a vlog?

Me: its a video…

Brother: NO. I mean…ahem, no.

Me: So I do look crazy.

Brother: Ha, ha. No, its just you look like you just rolled out of bed.

Me: well, yeah I did….two hours ago.

Brother: You are a sad, sad woman.

The girl: Nana, where you going?

Mom: I’m gonna potty in the peepee. Wait.


Brother: and thats my cue to exit.

Me: Thats what you get for making fun of me!!!!!!