We were getting ready to go out to eat and the husband promised to go downstairs with the kids so I can dress without my stalkers; when they decided to have a powwow about it:

Boy: mah-meeeee (silence ensued for 30 seconds after I said yes 40,000xs which equaled how many times he said my name) what r u doing?

Me: waiting to dress without an audience. I miss that, ya know.

Girl: (covering her eyes as if I had just dissed her brother to …. Well, I just don’t know how to end that)oh!

Me: ha, I know funny right? Mommy made a funny joke?

Girl: (removes hands from eyes; looks at me like I just told her Santa ain’t real and said) ooooohhhhh. No!