Conversation with my husband:

The husband: where do you think?

Me: umm, I have no idea what the heck you’re talking about.

The husband: I was talking to monkey.

Me: oh okay.

The husband: (trying to be a smart mouth) so why don’t you B.Y.O.B.?

Me: (giving him a moment to realize what he said) so you want me to bring my own beer?

The husband: …. Wait. That’s…..how….