Conversation with my husband:
The husband: where do you think?
Me: umm, I have no idea what the heck you’re talking about.
The husband: I was talking to monkey.
Me: oh okay.
The husband: (trying to be a smart mouth) so why don’t you B.Y.O.B.?
Me: (giving him a moment to realize what he said) so you want me to bring my own beer?
The husband: …. Wait. That’s…..how….