Was walking through Target with the boy.
Apparently he lost his danged mind and was touching everything. So I gave him a gentle reminder, followed by
a threat a not so gentle one.
“Are you kidding me? Don’t touch it boy!”
Then, while waiting for my prescription to be filled, I saw something intriguing. I leaned in for a closer inspection when some wise guy said as loud as possible:
“Don’t touch it mommy!”