Was walking through Target with the boy.

Apparently he lost his danged mind and was touching everything. So I gave him a gentle reminder, followed by a threat a not so gentle one.

“Are you kidding me? Don’t touch it boy!”

Then, while waiting for my prescription to be filled, I saw something intriguing. I leaned in for a closer inspection when some wise guy said as loud as possible:

“Don’t touch it mommy!”