My husband felt monkey is too old to be in diapers – so I’m stuck potty training.

Okay that’s not really true – but I’m feeling feisty. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

My blog deal with it.

Anyhow, my son has had so far one success….we are three days in.

Suffice to say – I’m going crazy.

Well, crazier.

Anyways, had this very mature conversation with my son:

Me: see that? It’s your pee….it’s your wiener. It’s where your pee pee comes out of.

The boy: (silence – probably at the fact that I can’t call his wiener by the right name) baby girl’s wiener?

Me: no. Baby girl does not have a wiener. She has a who-ha. Boys have wieners and girls have who-has.

Yeah. This maturing and potty training is gonna be a breeze….for me.