So the other night I was suffering from bad insomnia. I took 2 Benadryl.

Then I got confused with the timing – what does that mean to this story?

Well, an hour later? I took 2 more.

Thing was, the pills weren’t working too well.

Cause an hour after the second dose?

I woke up with a start.

I passed my hand across my face and felt a huge bump.

what the crap is this on my face?

I grabbed it hard and started to pull it from side to side. This crap was getting off my face quickly.

Nothing happened.

what the heck?!

Not wanting to get out of bed, I started to feel the bump ever so slowly. what in the…? I pulled again, this time harder. come on you little piece of …

The light started to hit as my hand grazed something familiar.

A hole.

Yup y’all, it was my freaking nose!