Conversation my husband and I had the day I came home from the hospital. Y’all it was literally the day after my surgery.
The Husband: Alright babe, you okay? Settled?
Me: (grunting as I settle in bed) yeah
The Husband: (leans over to kiss my head) okay honey. Don’t worry, this pain will be over soon. Then? We can have all the sex we want without protection!
Me: Did you really just say that to me?
Me: (Still looking at him in shock)
Ahhh – my hero with such great priorities.