Conversation my husband and I had the day I came home from the hospital. Y’all it was literally the day after my surgery.


The Husband: Alright babe, you okay? Settled?

Me: (grunting as I settle in bed) yeah

The Husband: (leans over to kiss my head) okay honey. Don’t worry, this pain will be over soon. Then? We can have all the sex we want without protection!

Me: Did you really just say that to me?

The Husband: Do you remember how good it felt to do it without a condom? I can’t wait.

Me: (Still looking at him in shock)


Ahhh – my hero with such great priorities.