So I had my pre-op appointment for my partial hysterectomy.

Or whatever.

Anyways, they gave me a brochure of the robotic machine that will be working on me.

They definitely should not have showed me that picture.

Anyhow, I looked at it and couldn’t help but think: crap. They are gonna hook me up to the freaking matrix!

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I told my friend, she told me I should say “I know kung fu” when I wake up.

I totally am.

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