I’m queen of useless facts. Seriously. When I was a kid, my parents got me this huge book of useless facts.

And of course I’m about to share one with you.

Fact: back in…some time frame when people were idiots. Wait. That’s always. Umm, they were idiots & the women wore huge skirts cause they had to; they believed that when you sneezed – your soul left your body. Sooooo, someone would say God bless you quickly after the sneeze to keep a demon from inhabiting your body, before your soul could come back.


So, here’s another fact: my sneezes are so loud they sound like coughs. So most of the time when I sneeze? No one says God bless you.

Huh. Maybe that’s why I’m crazy…